When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
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When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.
Number one rule of Tumblr.
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I see this years dyke uniforms are in. NOW I JUST NEED ALL OF THEM
I wouldn’t mind one of these.
I demand the red one.
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DOWNLOADPrincess Peach wrote a song for Mario! After decades of sheepishly acting on her love, the perennial damsel in distress is finally telling Mario how it is. Mario fans will appreciate the lyrical references (some of which are obscure) to the many games in the Mario franchise. This is some of my happiest work ever, and I hope it makes you listeners smile. I dedicate this song to these awesome blogs with Peach/Mario/Nintendo content: themushroomprincess, peachtoadstool, thenobleredplumber, suppermariobroth, game-portal, smashbrotherhood, n64wasmychildhood, dotcore, and nintendard.
Free downloads of this song are here, and you can stream it on YouTube here. — Kavalier Calm
Under Peach’s Umbrella
I do all I can to impress you.
I race karts and win the Grand Prix.
I formed the Peach Hit Five,
so you could hear me sing.
I’ve been to all nine of your parties,
and I know how to lace up a pair of cleats.
I play every sport
hoping you’re on my team.
I just want you under my umbrella,
I just want you under here with me.
I just want you under my umbrella,
so I can kiss you on the cheek.
You’ve saved me from the Koopa Troop
more times than I can count.
You’re my hero,
there is no doubt.
You’ve been across the galaxy and back,
and you’ve been stretched paper thin.
I send 1-up love letters
to help you win.
CHORUS
I know how to float and fight in a brawl;
A melee is nothing Toad and I can’t handle.
But I let that lizard Bowser lay his hands on me
‘cause it’s the only way you’ll see my need.
Well, I’m tired of playing coy—
listen to me, boy:
don’t wait ‘til I’m kidnapped
to rescue me!
CHORUS
I’m starting to get a few prints up! Riots seems to release more champions then I can make posters for though. Also I’m actually back in 1400 elo! Not much to brag about, but…
Kat, Veigar, and Talon Next!
I must possess the Janna.

Thor’s gift’s the best.
nick….
Where do you even find pink swastika socks?
omg the nazi socks, i am dead
But I would imagine Hulk wouldn’t mind a chemistry set? He is still a scientist…
Also I’ve never seen Iron Man’s metal face look so forlorn.
The best part is Thor & The God Delusion.
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In Thomas Czarnecki’s world, the damsels of Disney don’t live happily ever after. Actually, they don’t live at all.
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So I am finally graduating college today, at least for my undergraduate. & I wasn’t going to walk at the ceremony just because I have a small, intimate group of friends & graduation is all about the giant group of friends drowning you in leis. So I was just going to have dinner with my mother while the ceremony was going on. But a friend constantly begged me to go, so I decided to go. Then a bunch of my co-workers were going to give out leis, so it sort of worked out perfectly.
But surely & slowly, like it always happens, my friends started to ditch one by one-including the one that begged me to go to graduation. Now I just have a couple of people to meet. Which is nice, but I am going to be among a vast crowd of graduates who won’t be able to see because they have leis stacked over their head while I will just have a few. Silly to be a bit sad over such a thing, but I was actually optimistic about having my small circle of friends showing up to congratulate me. Once again, my optimism has lead to just disappointment.
Also, we have to take a fucking taxi because my mother is incapable of dealing with traffic on campus. I am silently pissed as fuck. It is my graduation, you can fucking deal with 15 minutes of traffic in the structure.
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